September 1, 2009
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I hate this woman so deeply, it cannot be consoled. I want to be that couch, only for a few minutes, so I can hear her say something completely moronic and my shallow ass could walk away with some justification for not giving a fuck that she’s so hot.
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Alright. So what’s going on here? Kanye is in and out (and in and out) of love with what looks like an albino. Or the predator. Don’t get me wrong. This lady has a stupid rack and stupid ass but looking at her face makes me want to shit a cube. Like an actual cube. One large enough to be very painful. But not as painful as giving up chocolate. Fuck… I just got my period.
August 29, 2009
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Today I turned 12… on the inside. I thought I would share one of my favorite bar mitzvah songs with you all.
Considering that I’m not even jewish I think I’ve come a long way.
